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"[To some spectators at his first wrestling match] Save me a piece of that corn for later."
"They give me no eagle powers! They give me no nutrients"

Nacho Libre is a 2006 American sports comedy film written by Jared Hess, Jerusha Hess, and Mike White, and directed by Jared Hess. It stars Jack Black as Ignacio, a Catholic friar and secret lucha libre fan who moonlights as a luchador to earn money for the orphanage where he works. The film is loosely based on the story of Fray Tormenta, a real-life Mexican Catholic priest who had a 23-year caree
"[To some spectators at his first wrestling match] Save me a piece of that corn for later."
"[robe catches fire] I smell cookies."
"Tonight, I will fight the seven strongest men in town, maybe the world. And I will win because our heavenly father will be in the ring with me. And he and I will win 10,000 pesos."
"I know it is fun to wrestle. A nice pile-drive to the face; or a punch to the face; but you cannot do it because it is in the Bible not to wrestle your neighbor."
"Do you remember that one time when everyone was shouting my name, and I used my strength to rip my blouse?"
"I am the gatekeeper of my own destiny and I will have my glory day in the hot sun."