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"Youre clowning... youre not clowning? I sense clowns."
"This is how its going to work. Adrenaline acts as a catalyst for the serum, so were going to have to make you suffer. If youre lucky, your mutant genes will activate and manifest in spectacular fashion. If not, well, well have to keep hurting you. In new and different ways, each more painful than the last. Until you finally mutate. Or die."

Deadpool is a 2016 American superhero film based on the Marvel Comics character Wade Wilson / Deadpool. Directed by Tim Miller, in his feature directorial debut, and written by Rhett Reese and Paul Wernick, it is a spin-off of the X-Men film series and its overall eighth installment. Ryan Reynolds stars as the titular character, alongside Morena Baccarin, Ed Skrein, T.J. Miller, Gina Carano, and B
"Youre clowning... youre not clowning? I sense clowns."
"[to Vanessa, who is grabbing the testicles of a man who made a pass at her] Hey, hey! Hakuna his tatas."
"[Tries to shoot a motorcycle-riding goon, and fails] Bad Deadpool. [casually] 7. [shoots a wounded goon dead] Good Deadpool."
"[losing bullets] 10! Shit! 9! Fuck! 8! Shit-fuck!"
"[after a gunfight where he kills a bunch of henchmen with just 12 bullets, he brings the barrels to his nose and inhales the smell of gunpowder] Ahhhhhhhhh. Im touching myself tonight."
"[in the middle of a fight] Ssssshit. Did I leave the stove on?"