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"[robe catches fire] I smell cookies."
"This man lived a good life. He had a wonderful woman, a lush garden,...and a collection of Russian nesting dolls. May he rest in peace."

Nacho Libre is a 2006 American sports comedy film written by Jared Hess, Jerusha Hess, and Mike White, and directed by Jared Hess. It stars Jack Black as Ignacio, a Catholic friar and secret lucha libre fan who moonlights as a luchador to earn money for the orphanage where he works. The film is loosely based on the story of Fray Tormenta, a real-life Mexican Catholic priest who had a 23-year caree
"[robe catches fire] I smell cookies."
"I need professional help. I need Ramses!. Hes the baist. I must learn his hwaaaays."
"Chancho, when you are a man, sometimes you wear stretchy pants in your room. Just for fun."
"I am the gatekeeper of my own destiny and I will have my glory day in the hot sun."
"Do you remember that one time when everyone was shouting my name, and I used my strength to rip my blouse?"
"Pssssst Chancho... I need to borrow some sweatssss. Chancho: are you leaving us? Nacho: No, Chancho, I would never leave you. I just need to borrow some sweatssss."