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"I honestly beleave it iz better tew know nothing than two know what aint so."
Josh BillingsThis setting down and folding our arms, and waiting for sumthing tew t — Josh Billings
"This setting down and folding our arms, and waiting for sumthing tew turn up, iz just about az rich a speckulashun az going out into a four hundred acre lot, setting down on a sharp stone, with a pail between our knees, and waiting for a cow tew back up and be milked."
Josh Billings
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Henry Wheeler Shaw, better known by the pen name Josh Billings, was a 19th-century American humorist and lecturer.
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