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"Hey, scratch my balls, man... anybody scratch my balls!"
"Tim Rossovich - Detective Noodles"

Nice Dreams is a 1981 American action adventure comedy film directed by Tommy Chong and starring Cheech & Chong, in their third feature film. Released in 1981 by Columbia Pictures, the film focuses on the duo having gotten rich selling cannabis out of an ice cream truck, and evading the Drug Enforcement Administration, led by Sergeant Stedanko, who are trying to bust an alleged drug kingpin named
"Hey, scratch my balls, man... anybody scratch my balls!"
"[talking to his plants] Ooh, Oaxaca. Ooh, sensi. How are you, my darling? Oh, God, your buds are getting so big. I have to get you a training bra. You got some lint in your belly button there. There you go. All right. Okay, you guys, be cool."
"Peter Jason - Detective Drooler"
"Would you like to have a hamburger?"
"Yeah, real funny, man... so funny I forgot to laugh..."
"The only way to catch a doper is when you yourself become a smoker. The surest way to make them bleed is when you bust their ass and steal their weed."