Tonights lecture: "Ive worked all 12 steps, can I go home now? — 28 Days

"You know, your carpet is filthy. And I only bring that up because carpet grits responsible for a lot of major health problems. And thats the last thing that you need around here."

"[After crashing into Lilys wedding cake and ruining it] Dont worry, Ill replace it. Okay?"

"Oh, so our therapist today is a very large, smelly, beast of burden."

"Yeah, I know I drink a lot, I know I do because Im a writer and thats what I do, I drink. Im not like those people out there, I can control myself! I can, if - that - if I wanted to, I could, if I wanted. I can! I can!"

"Um, hey, um, listen, about the um, about that uh, jail thing... I-I-I- I cant. I-I I cant go. Um, uh, well, not because I dont want to go, but, um, it, uh, oh God, my hands, you know, they just keep doing that. Thats not normal. I just-- theres something wrong with my hands-- um, well, with me. Cause, uh, what kind of person just jumps out of a- what kind of person jumps out of a window, you know? Because she cant sit still, you know? And be alone and, you know, in a room, without-- You know a person should be able to just be alone, right? You know, human beings should be able to just breathe. I cant breathe. And I feel that I think I know-- I think I know that if I go to jail... like this, you know, Ill die, and, uh, I dont wanna die."

"[Betty is confiscating inappropriate items from Gwens bag] An eyelash curler? And what am I going to do with that? Stab myself? Curl my tongue to death?"

"History is a strange experience. The world is quite small now; but history is large and deep. Sometimes you can go much farther by sitting in your own home and reading a book of history, than by getting onto a ship or an airplane and traveling a thousand miles. When you go to Mexico City through space, you find it a sort of cross between modern Madrid and modern Chicago, with additions of its own; but if you go to Mexico City through history, back only 500 years, you will find it as distant as though it were on another planet: inhabited by cultivated barbarians, sensitive and cruel, highly organized and still in the Copper Age, a collection of startling, of unbelievable contrasts."

"Most men think they make their home for their families, but the fact is that they make both homes and families for themselves."

"I like seeing experienced girls home." "But Im not experienced!" "Youre not home yet!"

"Although my heart may be weak, its not alone. Its grown with each new experience. And its found a home with all the friends Ive made. Ive become a part of their heart, just as theyve become a part of mine. And if they think of me now and then, if they dont forget me, then our hearts will be one. I dont need a weapon. My friends are my power!"

"The Professors Assistant: Im bossy? Youre so bossy you oughta be milked before you come home at night."

"The war was finished. It had lasted ten equivalent years and taken ten million lives. Thus it was neither of long duration nor of serious attrition. It hadnt any great significance; it was not intended to have. It did not prove a point, since all points had long ago been proven. What it did, perhaps, was to emphasize an aspect, sharpen a concept, underline a trend. On the whole it was a successful operation. Economically and ecologically it was of healthy effect, and who should grumble? And after wars, men go home. No, no, men start for home. Its not the same."