[Trapped on a delayed plane with idiotic sports fans after a surreal d — Big Trouble

"Matt Arnold: Uh, Jennys mom opened the door, and I came running up to squirt her. And then, uh, Mrs. Herk jumped me... jumped on me. And, uh, and then I went down on Jenny... or I f-fell on Jenny."

"[Whilst watching the chaotic goings-on at Arthur Herks house] Moron #2 just got Moron #1 all wet."

"Snake: [to the Russians] If you assholes try to call the cops after we leave, the next bullet goes through your head."

"Eddie: Lets get the hell outta here, Snake. I think I hear one of them silent alarms."

"Snake: [to Puggy] Next time I see you again, youre dead."

"[Whilst pointing a gun at three thugs who walk towards him while he is speaking to his employer on the phone] Not right now, okay?"