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"You know, that fat little lawn gnome of a God wouldnt answer some easy questions!!! Im criminally insane - I dont know what HIS reason is for being SO FUCKED UP!!"
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Johnny the Homicidal ManiacTry something else! Put your head in the trash compactor! That should — Johnny the Homicidal Maniac
"Try something else! Put your head in the trash compactor! That should work!!"
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Johnny the Homicidal Maniac is the first comic book by Jhonen Vasquez. The series tells the story of a young man named Johnny "Nny" C. as he explores the psychological and possibly supernatural forces which compel him to commit a string of murders. JtHM began as a comic strip in the 1990s, then ran under alternative comics publisher Slave Labor Graphics as a limited series of seven issues, later c
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"Hmm? Whats that Shmee? Mm, Hmm. Yeeess. Hmm? Yeah. Really? Uh, Huh. Okaay. What? Hmm. Well FUCK YOU MR. BEAR!!! You speak LIES!!! LIIIIES!!! Stuffed with pure venom, you vile lint infested bastard!! How many more, like you, are there?!! How many more?!!! You cant even imagine the things Ive endured!! And always at the hands of shit like you!!! You dont know the truth!!!"
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"Two nights ago, I was taking a walk at night, and this little chihuahua started following me!!! GODDAMMIT!! IT KNEW!! I ran, and finally lost it, and made it home!!! BUT IT KNEW!! IT KNEWWWW!! Did the DOG SEND YOU?!"
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"Wacky!? What the hell kind of word is that? WACKY!? I HATE that word!! Fewer words are as excruciatingly stupid!!! And used in description of me!! FOOK!"
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"I cant let you go. Weve begun something lovely, and, as with all things that start, it, inevitably, ends! The beginning is always so fine!! But decay soon follows. A degeneration into the tired old situation. The rot sets in. This way, there is only the beauty of the start!"
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"You people!! Shit!! Youre all idiots!! I admit to being weak and catering to some minor transgression or two, but this place is sick. But I wont let myself give the issue respect by addressing it any furth... YOU STINK!!!! Focusing on the mundane! Money!! Fashion!! Cream cheese!! Youre in Hell and youre too stupid to know it!"
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