"We shouldnt be cock-blocking McLovin, we should be guiding his cock."
Superbad is a 2007 American coming-of-age teen buddy comedy film directed by Greg Mottola, written by Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg, and produced by Judd Apatow. It stars Jonah Hill and Michael Cera as Seth and Evan, two teenagers about to graduate from high school. Before graduating, the boys want to party and lose their virginity, but their plan proves harder than expected. Christopher Mintz-Plas
"Are you insane?! Look at Juless dating record. She dated Dan Remmeck, whos had a six-pack since like kindergarten; Jason Stone, who looks like Zack Morris; and Matt Muer, hes the sweetest guy! Have you ever stared into his eyes? It was like the first time I heard the Beatles."
Superbad"Christopher Mintz-Plasse - Fogell (a.k.a. "McLovin")"
Superbad"[Breaking up a party] I assume you all have guns and crack... Okay, everyone! Prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law!"
Superbad"Do you have any normal-sized clothes or do you only shop at the Baby Gap?"
Superbad"[pointing gun at Evan and Seth] Spread your shit! Get on the ground! Loaded gun! Ready to go! Spread your shit! Pussies on the pavement, fellas!"
Superbad"I am going to give you the best blow J ever. With my mouth."
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