What are you doing here? Its so good to see you! [Sobs] — 28 Days

"You know, your carpet is filthy. And I only bring that up because carpet grits responsible for a lot of major health problems. And thats the last thing that you need around here."

"[Betty is confiscating inappropriate items from Gwens bag] An eyelash curler? And what am I going to do with that? Stab myself? Curl my tongue to death?"

"[After crashing into Lilys wedding cake and ruining it] Dont worry, Ill replace it. Okay?"

"Oh, so our therapist today is a very large, smelly, beast of burden."

"Yeah, I know I drink a lot, I know I do because Im a writer and thats what I do, I drink. Im not like those people out there, I can control myself! I can, if - that - if I wanted to, I could, if I wanted. I can! I can!"

"Gwen, you make it impossible to love you."