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"Gentlemen, no fighting please. This is, after all, a council of war. (p. 26)"
DiscworldWhat do we do now, Nobby?" — Discworld
"What do we do now, Nobby?" "Arrest the suspect, sarge," said Corporal Nobbs, saluting smartly. "What suspect, Nobby?" "Him," said Nobby, prodding the corpse with his boot. "I call it highly suspicious, being dead like that." "But hes the victim, Nobby. He was the one what was killed." "Ah, right. So we can get him as an accessory, too." "Nobby—" "Hes been drinking, too. We could do him for being dead and disorderly."
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Discworld is a collection of fantasy comedy novels, graphic novels, short stories, and associated works conceived and primarily written by the English author Terry Pratchett. They are united by their being set on the Discworld, a flat planet balanced on the backs of four elephants which in turn stand on the back of a giant turtle. The novel series consists of forty-one books, the first being The C
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