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"It certainly will be if you are still around."
"What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us left."

Oscar Levant was an American concert pianist, composer, conductor and actor born in Pittsburgh, U.S., from Russian-emigrant parents. Levant studied under Zygmunt Stojowski and Arnold Schoenberg, and has 33 albums as a pianist, having recorded works of numerous classical composers. For a period of time during the 1940s, he had been the highest paid concert pianist in the United States.
"It certainly will be if you are still around."
"I heartily approve of her campaign to beautify America. It would be greatly improved if the First Family were kept out of sight."
"Zsa Zsa Gabor not only worships at The Golden Calf, she insists on barbecuing it for lunch."
"A psychiatrist once diagnosed my troubles as “an abdication of will.”"
"I am no more humble than my talents require."
"Tell me, George, if you had it to do all over, would you fall in love with yourself again?"