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"The ratio of cake to people is too big..."
"[When asked by Peter if anybody has ever said "Sounds like somebodys got a case of the Mondays"] No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe youd get your ass kicked sayin something like that, man."

Office Space is a 1999 American satirical black comedy film written and directed by Mike Judge. It satirizes the office work life of a typical 1990s software company, focusing on a handful of individuals weary of their jobs. It stars Ron Livingston, Jennifer Aniston, Gary Cole, Stephen Root, David Herman, Ajay Naidu, and Diedrich Bader.
"The ratio of cake to people is too big..."
"I could set the building on fire..."
"[Regarding the malfunctioning fax/copy machine] That things lucky Im not armed."
"Richard Riehle - Tom Smykowski"
"What would ya say... ya do here?"
"[After Peter tells him to turn his radio down] I was told that I could listen to the radio at a reasonable volume from nine to eleven, I told Bill that if Sandra is going to listen to her headphones while shes filing then I should be able to listen to the radio while Im collating so I dont see why I should have to turn down the radio because I enjoy listening at a reasonable volume from nine to eleven."