"When I was twelve, I helped my Daddy build a bomb shelter in our basement, because some damn fool parked a dozen warheads ninety miles off the coast of Florida. This thing could park a coupla hundred warheads off Washington or New York and no-one would know anything about it until it was all over."
Florida is a state in the Southeastern and South Atlantic
"Southern states in general have seen more rapid growth in recent decades as people, especially retirees, have migrated to warm-weather states. Florida, which has a minimum wage that is 70 cents higher than the national minimum, has seen job growth of 110 percent since 1981."
Florida"Florida’s a great place for folks in their old age…an’ it helps them get there faster, too. You go down for a change and a rest; the bellboy gets the change, an the hotel gets the rest. The day I checked out they gave me a bill which looked like the distance to the farthest star computed in inches, an’ if I hadnt been able to leave behind me a suitcase containin’ ten thousand shares in a copper mine which may be discovered in Colorado some day, I would o’ felt mighty guilty slidin’ down that rainspout."
Florida"There was a guy down in Florida who said that, at the age of 53 years old, he was in good enough physical condition to withstand the wind, rain and hail of a force-3 hurricane. Now, let me explain somethin to ya: it isnt that the wind is blowin, its what the wind is blowin. If you get hit by a Volvo, it doesnt matter how many sit-ups you did that morning."
Florida"Just not being senile is considered great down here."
Florida"Where the hells Fiji? Near Florida?"
Florida"One nice thing about Florida, it makes Pennsylvania look unspoiled."
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