When it’s bad, I get depressed; when it’s good, I get nervous. — David Levy

"Social psychology is the scientific study of the obvious, which invariably leads to conflicting results."

"When a psychoanalyst takes on the role of a blank screen, all he really learns is how the patient responds to people who try to act like they’re a blank screen."

"Nowadays, the absence of catastrophic news is great news."

"Insight is the booby prize of life."

"Don’t worry, there will always be something to worry about."

"I would do anything to keep indulging...including quitting indulging."