[while flying in a car through the air towards several drug runners wh — The Other Guys

"Ice-T as Narrator (uncredited)"

"Damon Wayans, Jr. as Detective Fosse"

"How do they walk away in movies when it explodes behind them? Theres no way! I call bullshit on that. When they flew the Millennium Falcon out of the Death Star and it was followed by the explosion, that was bullshit!"

"Cops still argue to this day why Danson and Highsmith jumped. Maybe it was just pride, having survived so many brushes with death. Maybe their egoes pushed them off. I dont know. But that shit was crazy. Either way, there was a hole in New York City, and it needed to be filled."

"It was the king of the mutt cases, but Allen and Terry had worked it like stars. Within 24 hours of learning about Ershons scheme and Lendls massive losses, the government issued TARP funds to bail out Lendl. They were too big to fail. Ershon now resides in Palomino Federal Correctional Facility in Florida. He still invests. Currencys just different. Roger Wesley was linked to the Beaman murder by security cam footage which Martin and Fosse hadnt checked. It only showed the back of their heads. But Alans Faceback app was able to get a match to their faces. Terry married Francine. He played harp at the reception and it was beautiful. He had learned how to play it in the eighth grade to make fun of the fairy that lived up the street. Terry asked Sheila to be his best man, but she declined. Lets be honest, we all wanna be superstars and hotshots. But guess what? The people that do the real work, the ones that make the difference, you dont see them on TV or on the front page. Im talking about the day-in, day-outers, the grinders. Come on, man, you know who Im talking about: the other guys."

"Did someone call nine one HOLY SHIT?!"