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"A Piker always has his entire Stock of Goods in the Show Window."
"Whom are you?" he asked, for he had attended business college."

George Ade was an American writer, syndicated newspaper columnist, librettist, and playwright who gained national notoriety at the turn of the 20th century with his "Stories of the Streets and of the Town", a column that used street language and slang to describe daily life in Chicago, and a column of his fables in slang, which were humorous stories that featured vernacular speech and the liberal
"A Piker always has his entire Stock of Goods in the Show Window."
"Early to Bed and Early to Rise is a Bad Rule for any one who wishes to become acquainted with our most Prominent and Influential People."
"She was a soprano of the kind often used for augmenting grief at a funeral."
": Dont try to Account for Anything."
"Moral: When Wealth walks in at the Door, the Press Agent comes in through the Window."
"The music teacher came twice a week to bridge the awful gap between Dorothy and Chopin."