Whose it gonna be!? Whose it gonna be?! Whoever it is, I am better tha — CM Punk

"Im sorry, Jeff, Im a little taken back right now. I mean, this is… this… this is what it comes to? People actually cheering because you havent failed a drug test in a year? This is not an accomplishment! Maybe its an accomplishment to you, Jeff, so congratulations. You havent failed a drug test in three hundred and sixty-five days. You can start writing your Hall of Fame speech right now."

"I really hope that the symbolism isnt lost on you four Superstars in the chamber right now, because its killing me. Heres four extremely weak individuals that, every day, are locked inside a prison of addiction, like most of these people here today; and now, the four of you are locked inside the Elimination Chamber with me. And be sure, its not me locked in here with you — its you locked in here with me. And tomorrow morning, when youre nursing the pain and the wounds that this chamber and myself have caused you, I want you to remember that when your pod door opens and you came out and I defeated you, dont think of it as failure. Think of it as me saving you. [Standing over Rey Mysterios pod] Think of it as me setting you free. Punk: [To Undertaker, after elimination R-Truth] Youd better pray that your pod door opens last, cause when you come out, Im gonna make you tap out, just like I did before. [To John Morrison] And Im gonna prove to you that your decadent rock life will get you nowhere. Im gonna prove to the world that straight-edge means Im better than you! For those of you at home, feel free, place your hand on the screen and feel CM Punk flow through you! Lawler: Matt, did you just put your hand on the screen? Striker: Yes. Lawler: Do you feel CM Punk flow through you? Punk: Nobody can stop me! Cole: Guys, the sermons over in [checking the timer] three seconds."

"Before you cut me off, Raven, the reason I hate you, the reason in my heart of hearts why I hate you, is I did not know any better when I was a little kid. When my dad came home smelling like beer. I thought it was a hard day’s work he was doing. I did not realize he was out at a bar. I did not realize ‘work’ meant ‘unemployment office.’ I did not think it was strange for someone to come home and take an Old Style up into the shower. I did not think it was strange for somebody to pass out. I thought an Old Style, a pack a day, was the norm. Raven, my father is exactly like you. Since day one of Ring of Honor, where fighting spirit is supposed to be revered, things are not supposed to be this way! I’d shake your hand like a normal man, but the thing is, I don’t respect you! I hate you! I hate you for everything you have pissed away! Everything I have scrapped and clawed for that I haven’t even earned yet! That you got handed to you and you flushed down the toilet! For what? For pills? For booze? For alcohol? For women? I’m born of your poison society. So, on the 17th of July, I will become a monster to fight the monsters of the world! Your time in Ring of Honor will be done. That is a promise. This is true! This is real! This is straight edge!"

"I love Chicago. [Crowd cheers] I love the parks, i love Navy Pier, i love the skyline, i love the museums, i love the history, I LOVE CHICAGO! [Crowd cheers] What i hate, what i hate, what i despise... is the inhabitants of Chicago. You! [Points to the crowd] You! [Points to the camera] You [points to the crowd again] ruined my beautiful city! You.. you middle class, lazy teamsters. You corrupt politicians, you corrupt police officers. The horrible horrible Chicago White Sox. The Susie Homemakers who fatten up their children with fast food, and then eat a bottle of pills and pass out on the couch. The out of work dads, you people make me sick! [Crowd boos slightly] Im proud to live here, im proud to be from here, i am not proud to live amongst people like you, you are the scum of the earth, and you have ruined a beautiful city, and that for a second time should be burned to the ground, and in its ashes, i and i alone will build a Straight-edge utopia. And speaking of fat people that nobody likes, we all saw The Big Show knock me out with his big stupid ham-fist. [Raises fist to camera] And yet, unlike all of you, i dont run away. I stand here on my own two feet, and i stand here defiant. I stand here confident. This is my house, and i run from nobody. Not any of you, not somebody thats a foot taller, not somebody that outweighs me by 250 pounds. Tonight, i am David. And Big Show, he can be Goliath. And my slingshot is the power of almighty Straight-edge!"

"Punk: Well, Ive had six days to watch that scene over and over and over, and as painful as it was to watch, as painful it was to experience, I saw something more painful. Something caught my eye that was ten times more painful than my arm being mangled inside of a ladder while Alberto wrenched on it with his cross-armbreaker; it was more painful than Alberto butchering the English language; it was more painful than watching Miz [demonstrates] make his own bad-guy face, and his pathetic attempts to sound like a tough guy—"really? really?"—it was more painful than sitting through two hours of Michael Cole commentary as he struggles to sound relevant. No, I continued to watch Monday Night Raw, and what I saw was old clown shoes himself, the Executive Vice President of Talent Relations and Interim Raw General Manager, John Laurinaitis accept an award on my behalf. This wasnt just any award, it was the Slammy Award for Superstar of the Year, being accepted by a guy whos never been a superstar of thirty seconds. I mean, whos he ever beat? And Im not a hard guy to find, Ive yet to receive said Slammy. So what...[turns around and notices] oh. Speak of the devil. No, no, no, dont apologize. Wheres my Slammy at? Laurinaitis: Punk, I mailed your Slammy to you, but with the holiday season, it may take a while to get to you. But if I were you, Id be more worried about your championship match tonight than your Slammy. Punk: Well, if I were you, Id wish myself best of luck in my future endeavors. But I dont expect you to do that; in fact, you wouldnt do that, just like Im not gonna lose the Title tonight. So when TLC is over with, youre still gonna have to put up with CM Punk as your WWE Champion. Laurinaitis: You know what, Punk? Im gonna be the bigger man right now, okay? I mean, after all, I am taller than you. Good luck tonight, and merry Christmas. Punk: Johnny, lucks for losers."

"The only thing I took advantage of at Extreme Rules was an opportunity to cash in my Money in the Bank contract, which I did successfully, well within the rules. You know, Jeff knows this, you know this, the fans know this: nowhere on that contract does it say, under any circumstances, Do not cash in on Jeff Hardy."