Why do men act like boys? Because they can. — Old School

"Blue, do you understand I dont want you to die here tonight?"

"[Funnels a beer.] Fill it up again! Fill it up again! Once it hits your lips, its so good!"

"Thats how you do it. Thats how you debate."

"Blues over there. But hes wasted."

"Dont worry. The pledges will clean it up."

"[Leaving a message] Ill be in the neighborhood later on, and I was wondering if maybe you wanted to get some frozen yogurt, or perhaps a whole meal of food, if that would be agreeable. Dammit. [Calls back] This is Frank Ricard..."