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"Rule number 76: no excuses. Play like a champion."
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"Yeah that, or it could have been the midnight rape, or the nude gay art show that took place in my room last night."
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Wedding Crashers is a 2005 American romantic comedy film directed by David Dobkin, written by Steve Faber and Bob Fisher, starring Owen Wilson, Vince Vaughn, Rachel McAdams and Isla Fisher with Christopher Walken, Bradley Cooper and Jane Seymour in supporting roles. The film follows two divorce mediators who crash weddings in an attempt to meet and seduce women. When they crash the wedding of the
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