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"I took one course in existential philosophy at, uh, at New York University, and on, uh, on the final... they gave me ten questions, and, uh, I couldnt answer a single one of em. You know? I left em all blank... I got a hundred."
"You cant control life. It doesnt wind up perfectly. Only-only art you can control. Art and masturbation. Two areas in which I am an absolute expert."

Stardust Memories is a 1980 American comedy-drama film written and directed by Woody Allen, who stars alongside Charlotte Rampling, Jessica Harper, Marie-Christine Barrault, and Tony Roberts. Sharon Stone has a brief role, in her film debut. It follows a filmmaker who recalls his life and his loves—the inspirations for his films—while attending a retrospective of his work. The film is shot in blac
"I took one course in existential philosophy at, uh, at New York University, and on, uh, on the final... they gave me ten questions, and, uh, I couldnt answer a single one of em. You know? I left em all blank... I got a hundred."
"Female fan: [to Bates] Will you autograph my left breast?"
"To you, Im an atheist; to God, Im the loyal opposition."
"I dont know much about classic music. For years I thought the Goldberg Variations were something Mr. and Mrs. Goldberg tried on their wedding night."