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"George L. Casillas - Mariachi, a parody of Ritchie Valens"
"You still there? [Marks a line on the ground with his katana] Cross that line, kid, Ill cut your little teddy bear in half. Last kid that crossed that line, I had to summon up the Spinach Monster with my rock n roll magic. The Spinach Monster grabbed him, pulled him underground and made him eat spinach all day. Rumor has it, kid... hes still there."

Six-String Samurai is a 1998 American post-apocalyptic action comedy film directed by Lance Mungia and starring Jeffrey Falcon and Justin McGuire. Brian Tyler composed the score for this film along with Igor & The Red Elvises, the latter providing the majority of the soundtrack.
"George L. Casillas - Mariachi, a parody of Ritchie Valens"
"Jeffrey Falcon as Buddy, a parody of Buddy Holly"
"[Tired of the kid bawling and being a nuisance] I wonder where I could trade the kid for a ratchet?"
"Stephane Gauger - Death, a parody of Slash"
"Russian General: I do not like rock-and-roll music. This is too loud! I like folk music, soft, nice music, huh? Polka, waltz, anything!"
"[as Buddy arrives at Ward Cleavers property] How they hell are ya, boy? Hey, you finished payin off that new Plymouth of yours? I tell ya, I sure hope to HELL you didnt go to one of those boys on the lot. They see you comin a mile away, ready to EAT you alive! Those Plymouth dealers will tell ya theyre cuttin you a break, when all theyre doin is just fattenin ya up for the slaughter."