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"I read in an interview with Hugh Grant, he said he doesnt smile because it makes his face look fat. So I didnt smile in pictures for many years."
"Your driver will be ready as soon as he puts on his pants."

The Big Sick is a 2017 American romantic comedy-drama film directed by Michael Showalter and written by Emily V. Gordon and Kumail Nanjiani. It stars Nanjiani, Zoe Kazan, Holly Hunter, Ray Romano, Adeel Akhtar, and Anupam Kher. Gordon and Nanjiani wrote the film based on their relationship; it follows an interracial couple who must deal with cultural differences after Emily (Kazan) becomes ill.
"I read in an interview with Hugh Grant, he said he doesnt smile because it makes his face look fat. So I didnt smile in pictures for many years."
"Apparently, there are good and bad comas. And the kind that they put her in, the medically induced ones, are definitely the good kind of coma. Like you know how there are good and bad carbs? Gremlins, those can be good or bad."
"Look at me. Look me in the eyes when you fuck me! Look at me. PLEASE! (after fast-food worker refuses his order)"
"It’s just really hard to do standup comedy when your girlfriend is in a coma."
"(to Kumail) Naw dog. Im not joking. Youre not funny to me. You just make me sad. You make me sad inside of my heart, and it makes me sad to look at you. So I think you should probably go. Just go and tell my mom I want her. (Kumail is stunned.) Will you please get my mom?"
"So, uh, 9/11? No, I mean, Ive always wanted to have a conversation about it with... (pauses) people."