Youve gotta stop making stuff up. — Anthony Weiner

"There are basically three formations of the argument by the Republicans: First, they start by making stuff up. You kind of have to wonder if any of them actually read the bill: 137 new agencies — not true; new IRS agents - not true; death panels - not true; Members arent covered — not true; no tort reform in it — not true. You know, I want to just advise people watching at home playing that now popular drinking game of you take a shot whenever the Republicans say something thats not true, please assign a designated driver. This is going to be a long afternoon."

"I would have beaten Bloomberg like a rented mule."

"Heres a viewers guide to BP media briefings. Whenever you hear someone with a British accent talking about this on behalf of British Petroleum they are not telling you the truth. Thats the bottom-line."

"It is a shame. A shame! If you believe this is a bad idea to provide health care — then vote no! But dont give me the cowardly view that "Oh, if it was a different procedure."

"Lately, some of Mr. Weiner’s paid advisors have been advising him to drop the stand-up shtick and start sounding more like someone with concrete running through his veins."

"I think he’s a pervert. It’s dangerous to allow him on the convention floor."