Quote#Children
A little boy and a little girl were looking at a picture of Adam and…
Quote bySamuel Butler · 1835–1902
Commonly attributed — not confirmed in an authoritative edition. Cited on Wikiquote to: Part XVI: Written Sketches, Adam and Eve.
English (original)
A little boy and a little girl were looking at a picture of Adam and Eve. "Which is Adam and which is Eve?" said one. "I do not know," said the other, "but I could tell if they had their clothes on."
— Samuel Butler
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