Quote#Death
It is just beyond Maryland, which is another obstacle. I heard the…
Quote byRobert Green Ingersoll · 1833–1899
Commonly attributed — not confirmed in an authoritative edition. Cited on Wikiquote to: Interview with the Chicago Times, Feb. 14, 1881..
English (original)
It is just beyond Maryland, which is another obstacle. I heard the other day that God originally made oysters with legs, and afterward took them off, knowing that the people of Delaware would starve to death before they would run to catch anything.
— Robert Green Ingersoll
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