My dog! what remedy remains

Quote byWilliam Cowper · 1731–1800

Commonly attributed — not confirmed in an authoritative edition. Cited on Wikiquote to: "On a Spaniel called Beau, killing a young bird (wr. 1793).

English (original)

My dog! what remedy remains, Since, teach you all I can, I see you, after all my pains, So much resemble man!

— William Cowper

Man disobeys, and deity disowns me.

But oars alone can ne'er prevail To reach the distant coast; The breath of Heaven must swell the sail, Or all the toil is lost.

Damned below Judas; more abhorred than he was.

Absence from whom we love is worse than death, And frustrate hope severer than despair.

Beware of desp'rate steps! The darkest day (Live till tomorrow) will have passed away.

Oh! I could thresh his old jacket till I made his pension jingle in his pockets.