Quote#God & Faith
This Earle of Oxford, making of his low obeisance to Queen Elizabeth,…
Quote byJohn Aubrey · 1626–1697
Commonly attributed — not confirmed in an authoritative edition. Cited on Wikiquote to: Brief Lives, "Edward de Vere, Earl of Oxford".
English (original)
This Earle of Oxford, making of his low obeisance to Queen Elizabeth, happened to let a Fart, at which he was so abashed and ashamed that he went to Travell, 7 yeares. On his returne the Queen welcomed him home, and sayd, My Lord, I had forgott the Fart.
— John Aubrey
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