Quote#Friendship
I inclose the catalogue of your friend Jackson the quakeers library.…
Quote byJoseph Ritson · 1752–1803
Commonly attributed — not confirmed in an authoritative edition. Cited on Wikiquote to: Death, The Letters of Joseph Ritson, Volume II p. 54.
English (original)
I inclose the catalogue of your friend Jackson the quakeers library. Perhaps you have already heard that the owner cut his throat in the wine-cellar, where he was accustomed to retire after the family had gone to bed: and there, as one of his servants observeed, was his "dear head found lyeing among the hogsheads." You see the various ways there are of creeping out of the world.
— Joseph Ritson
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