Quote#Friendship
The barber man was small and flash, as barbers mostly are
Quote byAndrew Barton Paterson · 1864–1941
Commonly attributed — not confirmed in an authoritative edition. Cited on Wikiquote to: "The Man From Ironbark", st. 2, in The Bulletin (17 December 1892).
English (original)
The barber man was small and flash, as barbers mostly are, He wore a strike-your-fancy sash, he smoked a huge cigar; He was a humorist of note and keen at repartee, He laid the odds and kept a "tote", whatever that may be, And when he saw our friend arrive, he whispered, "Here's a lark! Just watch me catch him all alive, this man from Ironbark."
— Andrew Barton Paterson
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