Quote#Homeland
There are two kinds of clocks. There is the clock that is always…
Quote byJerome K. Jerome · 1859–1927
Commonly attributed — not confirmed in an authoritative edition. Cited on Wikiquote to: Clocks.
English (original)
There are two kinds of clocks. There is the clock that is always wrong, and that knows it is wrong, and glories in it; and there is the clock that is always right — except when you rely upon it, and then it is more wrong than you would think a clock could be in a civilized country.
— Jerome K. Jerome
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