Quote#Humour & Wit
Then gave him some familiar Thumps
Quote byJonathan Swift · 1667–1745
Commonly attributed — not confirmed in an authoritative edition. Cited on Wikiquote to: Cassinus and Peter: A Tragical Elegy (1734); reported in Bartlett's Familiar Quotations, 10th ed. (1919).
English (original)
Then gave him some familiar Thumps, A College Joke to cure the Dumps.
— Jonathan Swift
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