I know what love is. There was a happy time when I didn't, but bitter…

If you want a receipt for that popular mystery, Known to the world as a Heavy Dragoon - Take all the remarkable people in history, Rattle them off to a popular tune!

But I submit, my lord, with all submission, To marry two at once is Burglaree!

A popular speaker, however unpopular and insignificant, has only to wind up his speech with half-a-dozen lines of Shakespeare (and to make it clearly understood that they are Shakespeare's) and he will sit down amid thunders of applause.

So I fell in love with a rich attorney's Elderly, ugly daughter.

She may very well pass for forty three In the dusk with the light behind her.

Oh! my name is John Wellington Wells, I'm a dealer in magic and spells, In blessings and curses And ever-filled purses, In prophecies, witches, and knells. If you want a proud foe to "make tracks"—