Quote#Love
Love is the fart
Quote byJohn Suckling · 1609–1642
Commonly attributed — not confirmed in an authoritative edition. Cited on Wikiquote to: Fragmenta Aurea (1646, 1648, 1658), Untitled (If when Don Cupid's dart"), st. 3.
English (original)
Love is the fart Of every heart; It pains a man when 'tis kept close, And others doth offend when 'tis let loose.
— John Suckling
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