East is East, and West is San Francisco, according to Californians.…

Quote byO. Henry · 1862–1910

Commonly attributed — not confirmed in an authoritative edition. Cited on Wikiquote to: Strictly Business (1910), "A Municipal Report".

English (original)

East is East, and West is San Francisco, according to Californians. Californians are a race of people; they are not merely inhabitants of a State.

— O. Henry

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