Quote#Remembrance
One story's good, they say, till another's told. Your clients, I will…
Quote byJoseph Ritson · 1752–1803
Commonly attributed — not confirmed in an authoritative edition. Cited on Wikiquote to: The legal profession, The Letters of Joseph Ritson, Volume I p. 79.
English (original)
One story's good, they say, till another's told. Your clients, I will do you the justice to believe, can lye no faster than you can swear. But you seem to forget that the judge and jury generally have the curiosity to hear both sides. You will find it no difficult matter perhaps to black-ball Sam S. but if you can white-wash Mr. H. you'll be a clever fellow indeed.
— Joseph Ritson
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