Quote#Self
The world is full of double beds
Quote byHilaire Belloc · 1870–1953
Commonly attributed — not confirmed in an authoritative edition. Cited on Wikiquote to: "The world is full of double beds".
English (original)
The world is full of double beds And most delightful maidenheads, Which being so, there’s no excuse For sodomy or self-abuse.
— Hilaire Belloc
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