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He had been eight years upon a project for extracting sunbeams out of…
Quote byJonathan Swift · 1667–1745
Commonly attributed — not confirmed in an authoritative edition. Cited on Wikiquote to: Gulliver's Travels (1726), Voyage to Laputa, Ch. 5.
English (original)
He had been eight years upon a project for extracting sunbeams out of cucumbers, which were to be put in vials hermetically sealed, and let out to warm the air in raw inclement summers.
— Jonathan Swift
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