I can tell a woman's age in half a minute — and I do!

She may very well pass for forty three In the dusk with the light behind her.

But I submit, my lord, with all submission, To marry two at once is Burglaree!

If you want a receipt for that popular mystery, Known to the world as a Heavy Dragoon - Take all the remarkable people in history, Rattle them off to a popular tune!

So I fell in love with a rich attorney's Elderly, ugly daughter.

A popular speaker, however unpopular and insignificant, has only to wind up his speech with half-a-dozen lines of Shakespeare (and to make it clearly understood that they are Shakespeare's) and he will sit down amid thunders of applause.

Oh! my name is John Wellington Wells, I'm a dealer in magic and spells, In blessings and curses And ever-filled purses, In prophecies, witches, and knells. If you want a proud foe to "make tracks"—