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Shelley styles his new poem "Prometheus Unbound," And 'tis like to…
Quote byTheodore Hook · 1788–1841
Commonly attributed — not confirmed in an authoritative edition. Cited on Wikiquote to: English Epigrams, On Shelley's 'Prometheus Unbound'".
English (original)
Shelley styles his new poem "Prometheus Unbound," And 'tis like to remain so while time circles round; For surely an age would be spent in the finding A reader so weak as to pay for the binding!
— Theodore Hook
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