Quote#Truth
A Welshman and an Englishman disputed Which of their lands maintained…
Quote byHenry Parrot · 1601–1626
Commonly attributed — not confirmed in an authoritative edition. Cited on Wikiquote to: English Epigrams, "On Welsh Poverty".
English (original)
A Welshman and an Englishman disputed Which of their lands maintained the greatest state; The Englishman the Welshman quite confuted, Yet would the Welshman naught his brags abate. "Ten cooks," quoth he, "in Wales one wedding sees." "True," quoth the other, "each man toasts his cheese."
— Henry Parrot
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