The truth is that in my present life I don’t remember that I ever was…

If humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain.

I have come to the conclusion that the major part of the work of a President is to increase the gate receipts of expositions and fairs and bring tourists to town.

The welfare of the farmer is vital to that of the whole country.

I am a Unitarian. I believe in God. I do not believe in the divinity of Christ, and there are many postulates of the orthodox creed to which I cannot subscribe.

We are all imperfect. We can not expect perfect government.

I am in favor of helping the prosperity of all countries because, when we are all prosperous, the trade of each becomes more valuable to the other.