Quote#War
War and fights, like courtship and kisses, are seldom interesting…
Quote byAlexander Bryan Johnson · 1786–1867
Commonly attributed — not confirmed in an authoritative edition. Cited on Wikiquote to: The Philosophical Emperor, a Political Experiment, or, The Progress of a False Position: (1841).
English (original)
War and fights, like courtship and kisses, are seldom interesting except to the actors and their connexions; hence I will not burden my readers with the military operations of these remote regions.
— Alexander Bryan Johnson
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