Quote#Wisdom
I had never had a piece of toast
Quote byJames Payn · 1830–1898
Commonly attributed — not confirmed in an authoritative edition. Cited on Wikiquote to: "The Muse of Parody", in Chambers's Journal (2 February 1884), p. 71.
English (original)
I had never had a piece of toast Particularly long and wide, But fell upon the sanded floor, And always on the buttered side.
— James Payn
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