Quote#Wisdom
I have a liking old
Quote byCharles Stuart Calverley · 1831–1884
Commonly attributed — not confirmed in an authoritative edition. Cited on Wikiquote to: Ode to Tobacco..
English (original)
I have a liking old For thee, though manifold Stories, I know, are told Not to thy credit; How one (or two at most) Drops make a cat a ghost— Useless, except to roast— Doctors have said it:How they who use fusees All grow by slow degrees Brainless as chimpanzees, Meagre as lizards; Go mad, and beat their wives; Plunge (after shocking lives) Razors and carving knives Into their gizzards.
— Charles Stuart Calverley
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