I'm not young enough to know everything

One's religion is whatever he is most interested in, and yours is Success.

I do loathe explanations.

The best of our fiction is by novelists who allow that it is as good as they can give, and the worst by novelists who maintain that they could do much better if only the public would let them.

Never ascribe to an opponent motives meaner than your own.

Those who bring sunshine into the lives of others cannot keep it from themselves.

His lordship may compel us to be equal upstairs, but there will never be equality in the servants' hall.