Quote#Wisdom
Politicians use statistics in the same way that a drunk uses…
Quote byAndrew Lang · 1844–1912
Commonly attributed — not confirmed in an authoritative edition. Cited on Wikiquote to: 1910 Speech, quoted in Alan L. Mackay The Harvest of a Quiet Eye (1977), as reported in Chambers Dictionary of Quotations (2005), p. 488..
English (original)
Politicians use statistics in the same way that a drunk uses lamp-posts—for support rather than illumination.
— Andrew Lang
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