Quote#Wisdom
Probable nor'east to sou'west winds, varying to the soutard and…
Quote byMark Twain · 1835–1910
Commonly attributed — not confirmed in an authoritative edition. Cited on Wikiquote to: New England Weather, speech to the New England Society (December 22, 1876).
English (original)
Probable nor'east to sou'west winds, varying to the soutard and westard and eastard and points between; high and low barometer, sweeping round from place to place; probable areas of rain, snow, hail, and drought, succeeded or preceded by earthquakes with thunder and lightning.
— Mark Twain
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