Quote#Wisdom
The minister gave out his text and droned along monotonously through…
Quote byMark Twain · 1835–1910
Commonly attributed — not confirmed in an authoritative edition. Cited on Wikiquote to: The Adventures of Tom Sawyer (1876), Ch. 5.
English (original)
The minister gave out his text and droned along monotonously through an argument that was so prosy that many a head by and by began to nod — and yet it was an argument that dealt in limitless fire and brimstone and thinned the predestined elect down to a company so small as to be hardly worth the saving.
— Mark Twain
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