You'll feel differently about these things when you're married. (p.…

Quote byGelett Burgess · 1866–1951

Commonly attributed — not confirmed in an authoritative edition. Cited on Wikiquote to: Are You A Bromide? (1906).

English (original)

You'll feel differently about these things when you're married. (p. 25)

— Gelett Burgess

A woman and a mouse, they carry a tale wherever they go.

Ah, yes, I wrote the "Purple Cow"— I'm Sorry, now, I wrote it; But I can tell you Anyhow I'll Kill you if you Quote it!

To appreciate nonsense requires a serious interest in life.

there are no roads in all Bohemia !

I never saw a purple cow, I never hope to see one; But I can tell you, anyhow, I'd rather see than be one!

I don't know much about Art, but I know what I like. (p. 24)